The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

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The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#1 Unread postby RoscoePretendingToHaveAPotToPissInIsLOL » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:16 pm

As they looked out their window at the 1,500 square foot house across the street they kept seeing the curtain move. They felt they were being watched. They knew the guy who lived there was a young, awkward virgin, who they knew suffered from semen backup. They wondered why he was celibate, and were weary of his weirdness. Suddenly the door burst open, and their worst suspensions were confirmed. The celibate gay virgin emerged in camp with a cache of assault weapons and bullets. He commenced his stiff legged jaunt of death across the street to the sorority house, as the young girls cried and dove for cover. The west coast killing machine walked thru the house, murmuring "I can't believe Bubblin Brown Sugga left me in high school for bigger and better things" as he used his bump stock to slaughter the young girls, whose only sin was being beautiful and rejecting him for his terminal gayness, lol.

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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#2 Unread postby EGGay » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:21 pm

ahhahahahaah
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#3 Unread postby phatnols » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:23 pm

LOL
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#4 Unread postby datts » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:26 pm

"Terminal gayness," lol
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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#5 Unread postby Willy Wiggles » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:51 pm

Stiff legged jaunt of death lmao
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#6 Unread postby phatnols » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:04 pm

west coast killing machine LOL
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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#7 Unread postby luvs2spwg » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:05 pm

This is awesome but also self-plagiarism, I believe gru has already gone down this road

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#8 Unread postby nomartookthecursewithhim » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:49 pm

luvs2spwg wrote:This is awesome but also self-plagiarism, I believe gru has already gone down this road


At least 3 times

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#9 Unread postby luvs2spwg » Thu May 17, 2018 9:21 pm

You beat me to it in the other thread, this was my reference

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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#10 Unread postby luvs2spwg » Thu May 17, 2018 9:35 pm

pwd makes 10000 shitty spam posts per awesome one and I feel bad for rondo for being the random target here but this is an epic post

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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#11 Unread postby Willy Wiggles » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:55 pm

Lol
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#12 Unread postby datts » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:57 pm

Love Gru, lol
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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#13 Unread postby Willy Wiggles » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:30 pm

HaHaHaHa
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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#14 Unread postby YoungRondo » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:37 pm

Meh

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#15 Unread postby Willy Wiggles » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:38 pm

You can admit it’s funny, bro.
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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#16 Unread postby YoungRondo » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:43 pm

I didn’t think so tho

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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#17 Unread postby RondeauxsDryDick » Sun Apr 07, 2019 4:22 pm

Bump, lol.

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#18 Unread postby phatnols » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:38 pm

LOL
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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#19 Unread postby prizm » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:13 pm

LOL
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Re: The Sorority Girls Were Nervous

#20 Unread postby Willy Wiggles » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:16 pm

"weary of his weirdness" lol
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