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As they looked out their window at the 1,500 square foot house across the street they kept seeing the curtain move. They felt they were being watched. They knew the guy who lived there was a young, awkward virgin, who they knew suffered from semen backup. They wondered why he was celibate, and were weary of his weirdness. Suddenly the door burst open, and their worst suspensions were confirmed. The celibate gay virgin emerged in camp with a cache of assault weapons and bullets. He commenced his stiff legged jaunt of death across the street to the sorority house, as the young girls cried and dove for cover. The west coast killing machine walked thru the house, murmuring "I can't believe Bubblin Brown Sugga left me in high school for bigger and better things" as he used his bump stock to slaughter the young girls, whose only sin was being beautiful and rejecting him for his terminal gayness, lol.