College bribery scandal

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College bribery scandal

#1 Unread postby glubalist » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:12 pm

The Desperate Housewives and Fuller House actors were named among a group of 33 parents who paid millions in bribes to coaches at top schools like Georgetown, Stanford, UCLA, Yale and USC so their children could gain admission as recruited athletes – even if they weren’t actually athletes.

hahahahaha

https://deadline.com/2019/03/felicity-h ... 202574224/

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#2 Unread postby datts » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:15 pm

I think we should make a law that spending any money on investigating college bribes, hand jobs, or blow jobs is punishable by death, lol
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#3 Unread postby eggs » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:27 pm

"Some spent anywhere from to $200,000 to $6,500,000 for guaranteed admission. Their actions were without a doubt insidious, selfish, and shameful. And the real victims in this case are the hard working students who did everything they could to set themselves up for success in the college admissions process, but ended up being shut out because far less qualified students and their families simply bought their way in."





how fucking dumb does your kid have to be to spend $6.5 million just to get them into college lol

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#4 Unread postby eggs » Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:18 pm

LOL


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#5 Unread postby RondeauxsDryDick » Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:10 pm

I could see Gaaaaaaayzzzzzzzzzer paying a bribe to get his loser son off the couch and into college. It would be his only hope.

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#6 Unread postby eggs » Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:13 pm

haahahahaahahahh

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#7 Unread postby YoungRondo » Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:27 pm

Uhhh 6.5 million?

LMFAO that’s the worst investment in history.

Why not just give the little shit 6.5 million and pray they doesn’t spend it all before they die? Lol

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#8 Unread postby datts » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:52 pm

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#9 Unread postby PhreenyPhan » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:55 pm

I actually don’t mind the $6.5M one but the $200k is cringe
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Re: College bribery scandal

#10 Unread postby glubalist » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:19 pm

What's strange about this scandal is Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy had to pay ANY money to get their kid into whatever college. Seriously, one phone call should have been enough.

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#11 Unread postby YoungRondo » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:20 pm

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glubalist wrote:What's strange about this scandal is Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy had to pay ANY money to get their kid into whatever college. Seriously, one phone call should have been enough.

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#12 Unread postby eggs » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:21 pm

WhenTheir kid filled out her college application she spelled the word "Yale" and with a 6

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#13 Unread postby glubalist » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:25 pm

Basically if you're a top celeb with their own show like Macy, you find some Yale Drama school alum like Meryl Streep to write some fucking letter and the kid should be in. I guess they're keeping the predetermined slots for government bigshots etc.

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#14 Unread postby datts » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 pm

Mister Trump didn't pay a dime to get all of his kids into UPenn
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#15 Unread postby datts » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:27 pm

(Which is part of the reason UPenn hates him, lol.)
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#16 Unread postby PhreenyPhan » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:27 pm

You’d think having 2 million twitter followers would be enough to get into USC but she had to contact a sports team

Cringe. What were her ACTs... 11?
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#17 Unread postby datts » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:27 pm

PhreenyPhan wrote:You’d think having 2 million twitter followers would be enough to get into USC but she had to contact a sports team

Cringe. What were her ACTs... 11?


Why did she/her parents even care about getting here in?
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#18 Unread postby glubalist » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm

The Jew day school that Jared Kushner attended, their admissions dept. was shocked when he got into Harvard, lol

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#19 Unread postby datts » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:29 pm

Kushner's are different than Mister Trump, lol
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#20 Unread postby PhreenyPhan » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:29 pm

You need the bona fides

She should have gone to Occidental (Glu will back me up)

Actually Univ of San Diego
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