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Re: Taxes Done

#41 Unread postby PhreenyPhan » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:41 pm

Roatan is dirt cheap
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Re: Taxes Done

#42 Unread postby eggs » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:58 pm

Crabby wrote:
Skeeter wrote:
Crabby wrote:
eggs wrote:I dunno if Baz is the wealthiest.. phifebro offered me a home without me even asking


but i asked bazzer if he would put me in his will at least a hundred times and he always avoided the question. I have to assume that was because he may be having money problems and was just embarrassed about anyone finding out.


Shit, I totally forgot about Baz's long list of divorces. Things might be bleak for him.
I don't have kids or ex-wives and should be able to retire in 6 years as long as I limit spending to $120K per year (before taxes and other BS).
(Assuming I'm still married at that point, or the numbers might change, lol).


Go to Hawaii and become a captain of a fishing charter boat. Just don't go on any three hour tours.


I'll be in the Keys running $1,300 a day charters three days a week if I'm still alive.


do you need a first mate?

i don't take up much space and i'm easy to care for... you just have to remember to feed me and let me out to go to the bathroom twice a day. other than they i pretty much just take care of myself.

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Re: Taxes Done

#43 Unread postby phlowersphan » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:00 pm

Dress Eggs like Gilligan doe
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Re: Taxes Done

#44 Unread postby Mike16v » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:07 pm

Anyone else here have the title of CEO?

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Re: Taxes Done

#45 Unread postby prizm » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:08 pm

if you name yourself CEO does it count lol
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Re: Taxes Done

#46 Unread postby phatnols » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:18 pm

eggs wrote:
Crabby wrote:
Skeeter wrote:
Crabby wrote:
eggs wrote:I dunno if Baz is the wealthiest.. phifebro offered me a home without me even asking


but i asked bazzer if he would put me in his will at least a hundred times and he always avoided the question. I have to assume that was because he may be having money problems and was just embarrassed about anyone finding out.


Shit, I totally forgot about Baz's long list of divorces. Things might be bleak for him.
I don't have kids or ex-wives and should be able to retire in 6 years as long as I limit spending to $120K per year (before taxes and other BS).
(Assuming I'm still married at that point, or the numbers might change, lol).


Go to Hawaii and become a captain of a fishing charter boat. Just don't go on any three hour tours.


I'll be in the Keys running $1,300 a day charters three days a week if I'm still alive.


do you need a first mate?

i don't take up much space and i'm easy to care for... you just have to remember to feed me and let me out to go to the bathroom twice a day. other than they i pretty much just take care of myself.



I dont want to be a passenger in an upside down boat
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Re: Taxes Done

#47 Unread postby Crabby » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:20 pm

Lol, Phat. Nice.

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Re: Taxes Done

#48 Unread postby eggs » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:21 pm

ahahahah

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Re: Taxes Done

#49 Unread postby YoungRondo » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:22 pm

Imagine being stuck on a boat w eggs all day, lol

I’d imagine he just talks 24/7 lol

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Re: Taxes Done

#50 Unread postby Crabby » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:25 pm

"After the May-Day hail, we searched a 10 mile radius around 24.5551° N, 81.7800° W. There was no sign of a vessel, passengers, or a life raft. Just a petroleum slick, Slim Jims, and pill bottles. We're expect the worst at this point."

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Re: Taxes Done

#51 Unread postby YoungRondo » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:26 pm

Don’t forget the MAGA hat

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Re: Taxes Done

#52 Unread postby eggs » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:29 pm

YoungRondo wrote:Imagine being stuck on a boat w eggs all day, lol

I’d imagine he just talks 24/7 lol


pretty much true.

well except it's the exact opposite of that lol.

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Re: Taxes Done

#53 Unread postby YoungRondo » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:31 pm

True, you’re probably totally silent other than keyboard strokes as you post on sbtb and r/TD lol

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Re: Taxes Done

#54 Unread postby Mike16v » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:42 pm

prizm wrote:if you name yourself CEO does it count lol


It counts MOAR
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Re: Taxes Done

#55 Unread postby eggs » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:44 pm

:richie:
YoungRondo wrote:Don’t forget the MAGA hat



some people were trying to convince me to go to a hippy festival somewhere in maine this summer and i kept telling them i don't like the grateful dead or jam bands or hippies... i have plenty of hippy friends and they are all trust fund kids, vagrants or annoying cunts who don't shave their arm pits and want to talk about feminism and what they heard while listening NPR

(although they made a persuasive argument that there's lots of drugs and naked hot girls...

but i was skeptical and asked "for every girl who I would consider hot, how many chubby retards with a glow stick glued to their forehead are going to come up to me and tell me I have a beautiful soul?"

and their hesitation to answer that question lead me to believe the answer is "a lot" hahahah

so they switched gears and they tried to sell me on how accepting the culture was and how they don't care about people's personal politics as long as you don't show up wearing a MAGA hat or something"



anyway once they saw the smile on my face they kind of uninvited me lol

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Re: Taxes Done

#56 Unread postby eggs » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:45 pm

YoungRondo wrote:True, you’re probably totally silent other than keyboard strokes as you post on sbtb and r/TD lol





also, no, pretty much the opposite of that too.

you're not good at this lol.

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Re: Taxes Done

#57 Unread postby saintstephen11 » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:53 pm

Skeeter wrote:
PhreenyPhan wrote:
YoungRondo wrote:Bro happiness in doing what you love >>>> wealth


I saw this in the movies like a MILLION times but it’s Fake News. Pursue money, it’s elite


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The people who say you have to love your work really live paycheck to paycheck, hate everything about their lives, and end up burying someone in the cellar - and they want to make sure you do too.
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Re: Taxes Done

#58 Unread postby YoungRondo » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:33 pm

eggs wrote:
YoungRondo wrote:True, you’re probably totally silent other than keyboard strokes as you post on sbtb and r/TD lol





also, no, pretty much the opposite of that too.

you're not good at this lol.


I’m just havin fun w ya bro

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Re: Taxes Done

#59 Unread postby eggs » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:36 pm

YoungRondo wrote:
eggs wrote:
YoungRondo wrote:True, you’re probably totally silent other than keyboard strokes as you post on sbtb and r/TD lol





also, no, pretty much the opposite of that too.

you're not good at this lol.


I’m just havin fun w ya bro


me too bro.. please don't assume i'm serious or angry just because i take jab at ya.. ..it's the complete opposite of that too haha.

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Re: Taxes Done

#60 Unread postby Mike16v » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:53 pm

Ugh............


Ugh....


Jesus, that fucking hurt.
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