Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

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glubalist
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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#21 Unread postby glubalist » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:27 am

I don't troll IRL

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shes always sayi.g shit like "he kepr askinh e to get rid kf it, i told him i.woykdmt put hisname on the birth certificate
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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#22 Unread postby EGGay » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:27 am

love glu


glu is a cunt too

also I am convinced that glu is seriously actually really (im not joking) bill maher lol.

i don't mean a fan... i mean glu's name is bill hahah.
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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#23 Unread postby prizm » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:27 am

Glu is trash
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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#24 Unread postby glubalist » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:28 am

Lol @ Prizm homering, he should have been prepared for this shit, it's on him

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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#25 Unread postby prizm » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:34 am

Watch it or I'll order you a delivery pizza, lol
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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#26 Unread postby glubalist » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:35 am

HAHAHA I WON'T ACCEPT IT

"Sorry Jamal, you'll have to bill that to Massachusetts"

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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#27 Unread postby EGGay » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:14 am

prizm wrote:Watch it or I'll order you a delivery pizza, lol
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back in....whatever year i was 20 (fuck i'm getting old) .. me and my friends went to montreal for like 4 days for new years, a group of like 10 frat guys were checking into the hotel at the same time as us and they had a double-suite directly across the hall from us (5 guys.. two beds.. we played poker who got to sleep in a bed each night lol.. 1st place got a bed and a pack of cigs..second place got the other bed... the other 3 were

i won the game of poker obviously haha...err. second place actually :jaredremy: alt liquor

we had the bathtub filled with 40oz's of malt liquor .... we. couldnt find fucking whiskey or any hard liquor at all i that country. no pbr bud, guinesss,

a lot of molsen golden die (we weren't buying that to be ironic or funny just because we were in canada...it really was all we could find.


no vodka, whiskey, rum or .... (well that's the only 3 kinds of booze i drink).

we put all the 40's in the bathtub with like 50 buckets of ice. when one of them realized i wasn't joking when i said "i don't give a fuck where you sleep, get creative, i'll help you build a fort out of pillows and cushions but that's as much as i can offer, you aren't getting in my bed"


so he claimed the bathtub full of ice water and 40 oz beers and turned blue and i think he almost died.



anyway...the point of this story is that we found out that apparently prostitution is legal in canada when we took out the phone book and there was a section for escorts so that night (and every night after that too)

we called all of them and sent the to the douche frat guys across the hall and watched the chaos unfold through the peephole in the door lol
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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#28 Unread postby prizm » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:17 am

lol
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Re: Only Thing Keeping Me Sane

#29 Unread postby EGGay » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:21 am

there was some other stuff that happened that made us hate them for a lot of reasons by the way... i figured i'd spare those details. but it was hilarious. except last night..one of y friends blacked out and after a lot of effort we found him on a couch in a creepy dark basement "establishment" with his pants down on a couch in a room with a porno playing. after we "rescued" him he insisted he was just going to the bathroom but there was no fucking toilet in there.


we nicknamed the guy on the couch Pierre and the next morning we asking him if he was going to call him... he didnt know what were were talking about at firs then suddenly remembered and started throwing up in the bathrooom.... where the kid who accidentally gave himself hyporthermia from sleeping in a tub full of ice water had set up camp and then he started throwing up too lol
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