What is all this tardishness on the Internet about storming Area 51?

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What is all this tardishness on the Internet about storming Area 51?

#1 Unread postby MRamirez » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:39 pm

I hope all of those keyboard neckbeards in full battle cosplay regalia get fucking shot, lol
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Re: What is all this tardishness on the Internet about storming Area 51?

#2 Unread postby YoungRondo » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:40 pm

Yeah idk what’s going on but should be interesting lol

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#3 Unread postby MRamirez » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:41 pm

I hope some fucking loser live-streams it so we can watch the carnage unfold
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#4 Unread postby YoungRondo » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:42 pm

Tbh I sorta like this because we the people shouldn’t be constantly left in the dark

Fucking show us what you’re hiding, we deserve to know ffs

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Re: What is all this tardishness on the Internet about storming Area 51?

#5 Unread postby prizm » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:43 pm

Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.
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Re: What is all this tardishness on the Internet about storming Area 51?

#6 Unread postby MRamirez » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:43 pm

YoungRondo wrote:Tbh I sorta like this because we the people shouldn’t be constantly left in the dark

Fucking show us what you’re hiding, we deserve to know ffs

I mean you’re not wrong but they’re all going to DIE
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#7 Unread postby Mike16v » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:43 pm

YoungRondo wrote:Tbh I sorta like this because we the people shouldn’t be constantly left in the dark

Fucking show us what you’re hiding, we deserve to know ffs


Pretty sure they do that for national security bro.
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#8 Unread postby prizm » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:43 pm

But yes, they should be showing us what's in there. There should be no secrets from the people/
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#9 Unread postby MRamirez » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:44 pm

Reddit is just one massive Area 51 meme atm

I imagine Europeans and Asians were very confused when they woke up this morning and checked r/all lol
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#10 Unread postby MRamirez » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:48 pm

prizm wrote:Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."
The event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us," is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward -- into the area.
"We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for September 20.

wE cAn MoVe FaStEr ThAn ThEiR bUlLeTs

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#11 Unread postby Mike16v » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:49 pm

I would love to know what's going on at Area 51 right now, lol.
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#12 Unread postby MRamirez » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:51 pm

Mike16v wrote:I would love to know what's going on at Area 51 right now, lol.

Probably secret, insane military tech. I’m sure the govt is fine with the bogus aliens cover story
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#13 Unread postby Mike16v » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:53 pm

MRamirez wrote:
Mike16v wrote:I would love to know what's going on at Area 51 right now, lol.

Probably secret, insane military tech. I’m sure the govt is fine with the bogus aliens cover story


Well ya that's obviously what the place is used for, but I mean what they are talking about regarding this event.

"Uh, ya, I guess we are mowing down a bunch of GVs with 50 Cals?"
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#14 Unread postby MRamirez » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:55 pm

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Mike16v wrote:I would love to know what's going on at Area 51 right now, lol.

Probably secret, insane military tech. I’m sure the govt is fine with the bogus aliens cover story


Well ya that's obviously what the place is used for, but I mean what they are talking about regarding this event.

"Uh, ya, I guess we are mowing down a bunch of GVs with 50 Cals?"

Oh, lol. Probably a lot like that, yeah
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#15 Unread postby EGGay » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:57 pm

MRamirez wrote:
Mike16v wrote:I would love to know what's going on at Area 51 right now, lol.

Probably secret, insane military tech. I’m sure the govt is fine with the bogus aliens cover story





pretty sure thet have more or less specifically said this already on the record

or to paraphrase "where do you think we developed the U2 spyplane, and we couldn't exactly let the soviets know about it now could we? retards."



then again fox mulder is a chad and if he says aliens are there, i believe him.
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#16 Unread postby Skeeter » Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:58 pm

Mike16v wrote:I would love to know what's going on at Area 51 right now, lol.


They are kidding about storming the ramparts, since they'll put on extra security, the guards will have M4's at the very least, will have plenty of those "bullet" things, and know how to use them. Probably also add security armed with rubber bullets as a warning, just in case any are serious.

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#17 Unread postby Mike16v » Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:00 pm

The things Skeeter knows...
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#18 Unread postby prizm » Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:01 pm

Skeeter goes 0 to 100, lol
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#19 Unread postby EGGay » Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:03 pm

this is going to culminate in like 13 people getting hit with pepper spray and arrested for tresspassing for trying to enter a military basewhile 75 more people who were too chicken to join them stand outside their court arraignment protesting and calling them martys while a judge gives them 6 months probation and a $50 court fee for being a pain in the ass

(and the 3.900 other people who signed the peition but stayed home posting about the cover up extensively on the internet)
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#20 Unread postby YoungRondo » Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:08 pm

Google “Bob lazar” and get back to me